Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Thursday, May 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Heroism Has a Bill.
Original: News Wrap: Officers who defended Capitol on Jan. 6 sue to block $1.8B fund
PBS NewsHour Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Needs Power. Surprise.
Original: SpaceX Is Spending $2.8 Billion to Buy Gas Turbines for Its AI Data Centers
Wired 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Free House, Steep Price.
Original: I inherited a house. My CPA says I should sell within a year to avoid capital gains. Is he right?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

French Kids Exist, Apparently.
Original: ‘Red Rocks’ Review: Bruno Dumont’s Beautifully Shot French Riviera Kids Flick Is a Minimalist Drama Mostly for Adults
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Another Continent to Exploit.
Original: The Hollywood Reporter Launches Australian Edition in Partnership With Raine Media
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Pain is a Team Sport.
Original: Martinez breaks finger... then helps Villa win Europa League
BBC Sport 1h ago