Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Justice? Please.
Original: The DOJ is trying to let Trump and his companies off the hook for past tax problems
NPR Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Space Rocks? Surprise.
Original: NASA's Psyche spacecraft returns unfamiliar views of a familiar world
Ars Technica 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Trump Guarantees Peace. Just Like Always.
Original: Trump says ‘there won’t be escalation’ with Cuba after US indictment of former president Raúl Castro – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Privilege Gets a Stage Upgrade.
Original: Harry Styles to Adjust Tour Stage to “Improve Visibility” After Fan Complaints of Obstructed Views
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Malek Still Charming, Apparently.
Original: ‘The Man I Love’ Review: Rami Malek Has His Best Role Since ‘Bohemian Rhapody’ in Ira Sachs’s Delicate and Touching ’80s Character Study
Variety 1h ago
Baby Yoda Demands Your Eighty Million.
Original: ‘Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu’ Targets $80M-Plus U.S. Box Office Launch Amid Scrutiny Heavier Than Jabba the Hutt
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories