Original: Parents of teens who break curfew in D.C. will be prosecuted, DOJ says
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Edition · 8:00 PM UTC
Friday, May 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: The Trump administration is planning a prayer event on the National Mall. All but one of the speakers is Christian
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Takeaways from Fed chair Jerome Powell's legacy
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Virginia county’s immigration policies on trial in congressional hearing
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Rep. Steve Cohen ending campaign in Tennessee after redraw of his Memphis district
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Tesla Reveals New Details About Robotaxi Crashes—and the Humans Involved
Wired
1h ago
Original: Three's a party: US, China, and now Russia are on the prowl in GEO
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: Ebola outbreak with uncommon strain erupts in Congo and Uganda; 65 deaths
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: A hotel check-in system left a million passports and driver’s licenses open for anyone to see
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: The Analogue 3D is finally getting save states
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Is the US dialling down its support for Taiwan?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Israel and Lebanon agree to extend ceasefire, US state department says
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Jeffries praises Tennessee Democrat Steve Cohen as he ends re-election bid after gerrymander – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Man accused of killing two people outside Washington DC Jewish museum could face death penalty
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Georgia town sues over ICE plan for vast immigration detention center
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Don’t fear a summer stock crash: Market history shows this massive spring rally isn’t a trap
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: See Previous James Bond Actors As Auditions For New 007 Begin
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Stephen Colbert’s show is ending. Is it a sign of what’s to come for late-night TV?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Some Hotel Rooms Rates Are Dropping As We Get Closer To The World Cup
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: The James Charles ‘Spirit Airlines’ Controversy, Explained
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘In the Grey’ Review: Henry Cavill and Jake Gyllenhaal Coast Through Generic Guy Ritchie Flick
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ Takes Hollywood, ‘Dutton Ranch’ Premieres in NYC and This Week’s Best Events
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Dennis Rush, Child Actor in ‘Man of a Thousand Faces’ and ‘The Andy Griffith Show,’ Dies at 74
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: He’s Upset: Here’s Everyone Drake Is Mad at on ‘Iceman’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Outlander’ Post-Credits Scene Honors Author Diana Gabaldon: Every Easter Egg and Cameo in the Series’ Final Moments (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Isidor and Bellegarde in Haiti World Cup squad
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Man arrested after referee Beaton and family put under police surveillance
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Vingegaard claims impressive Giro stage win
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Kohli will skip World Cup if he has to prove worth
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: 'People should have never doubted me' - Rousey on comeback
BBC Sport
4h ago