Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Friday, May 15, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Hikes Rates, Paradise Lost.
Original: Silicon Valley’s vacationland needs a new energy provider just as AI is driving prices up
TechCrunch 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Congo's Got Ebola. Surprise.
Original: Ebola outbreak kills 65 people in eastern Democratic Republic of the Congo
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Free TV? Bless Your Heart.
Original: Connor Storrie Guest Stars in ‘For All Mankind:’ Here’s How to Stream the Apple TV Show Online for Free
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories