Original: Takeaways from Nebraska Democratic primaries filled with plot twists
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Edition · 3:00 AM UTC
Thursday, May 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Denise Powell wins Democratic primary for Nebraska's 2nd congressional district
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: News Wrap: Senate confirms Kevin Warsh as new chair of Federal Reserve
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Read the full transcript of Howard Lutnick's testimony about Jeffrey Epstein
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Inside the furor plaguing Democratic National Committee leader Ken Martin
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Microsoft’s Edge Copilot update uses AI to pull information from across your tabs
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Everyone at the Musk v. Altman Trial Is Using Fancy Butt Cushions
Wired
6h ago
Original: Trump administration defends right to ban content moderation experts from US
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Solar drone with jumbo jet wingspan broke a flight record—then it crashed
Ars Technica
6h ago
Original: Notion just turned its workspace into a hub for AI agents
TechCrunch
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump-Xi summit live: US president says relationship with China will be ‘better than ever’ as key meeting begins
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: Tasmanian senator Tammy Tyrrell joins Labor; repatriation flight imminent for hantavirus cruise passengers
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Families demand release of Pakistani crew captured by Somali pirates
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Rand Paul’s son apologizes for antisemitic and anti-gay rant after accosting lawmaker
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: ‘Stunned and shocked’: Ingrid Horrocks wins top prize at New Zealand’s Ockham awards for her fiction debut
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Incredibolt Ready To Strike In 2026 Preakness Stakes At Laurel Park
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: What We Know — And Don’t Know — About The Green Bay Packers’ Schedule
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: 2026 NFL Schedule Release: Key Details On International Games
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: 20 stocks in the S&P 500 of companies with soaring sales and improving profit margins
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Cisco to cut jobs so it can invest more in AI, and the stock rockets toward a record
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Margaret Cho Turned Down ‘Heated Rivalry’ Role Because She Feared She’d ‘Get Detained’ By ICE at Canadian Border: ‘It’s All Because of Trump’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Aaron Carter’s Family Reaches Settlement With Psychiatry Clinic Over Xanax Prescriptions
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Warner Bros.’ Pam Abdy Emphasizes “Commitment to Bring Looney Tunes Back to the Big Screen”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Vin Diesel Tears Up Talking About Paul Walker at the ’Fast & Furious’ Cannes Screening
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: YouTube’s Muscle-Flexing Upfront Pitch: We are TV Now
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Blackstenius stoppage-time strike sinks Everton
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Celtic score controversial late penalty to set up epic final day
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Hearts put three past Falkirk to move within point of title
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Controversial 99th-minute penalty keeps Scottish title race alive
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Hearts' McInnes rages at 'disgusting' Celtic penalty as title race goes to final day
BBC Sport
5h ago