Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Space Dust, Profits.
Original: Could this be the moment that drug manufacturing takes off in orbit?
Ars Technica 2h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Servers Hum, Planet Burns.
Original: Datacentres using 6% of electricity supply in UK and US, research says
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories