Original: Lynne Walz wins Democratic nomination for governor in Nebraska
ABC News Politics
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Edition · 8:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Jim Pillen wins Republican nomination for governor in Nebraska
ABC News Politics
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Original: Pete Ricketts wins Republican nomination for U.S. Senate in Nebraska
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Cindy Burbank wins Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Nebraska
ABC News Politics
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Original: Rachel Anderson wins Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in West Virginia
ABC News Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Top Nomad Goods Promo Codes: Get 25% Off in May 2026
Wired
4h ago
Original: Corsair Discount Code: 50% Off on Gaming Gear in May 2026
Wired
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Original: Valvoline Coupons & Promo Codes for May 2026
Wired
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Original: H&R Block Coupon: 25% Off DIY + Tax Pro Assist
Wired
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Original: Sony’s new Xperia phone gets an overdue redesign
The Verge
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Budget 2026 live updates: PM says opposition ‘reduced to a farce’ as government targeted over CGT; CBA shares fall 10% as bank stocks slide
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Russian foreign minister says ‘nothing is happening’ in US talks on Ukraine and peace process is stuck – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Nvidia’s Jensen Huang joins Trump as tech dominates China trip
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Wes Streeting leaves No 10 after planned talks with Keir Starmer - UK politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Wembanyama returns, Spurs rout Wolves for 3-2 lead in NBA Playoff series
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The Truth About Those Misleading Headlines Proclaiming That Humans Outdo AI When It Comes To Combatting Human Loneliness
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Los Angeles Dodgers Trade For Superb Defensive Outfielder, Alek Thomas
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Trump Says Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Is Flying With Him To China—Refuting Reports Of His Exclusion
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Nature Is Water Infrastructure. It’s Time To Finance It That Way
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: WWE Clash In Italy: Date, Time And Card Preview And Predictions
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Why France Is Making Les Mis Again — and Why This Time Feels Different
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Lola Petticrew on ‘I See Buildings Fall Like Lightning,’ Filming With Bestie Anthony Boyle and Actors Separating Art From Politics: “It’s a Disgrace”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Saudi Arabia’s Shattered Hollywood Dreams: Will the Warner Bros. and Paramount Merger and a Shift in Strategy Help the Kingdom Rebound?
Variety
1h ago
Original: French Deal for Cannes-Selected U.S.-Set ‘I’ll Be Gone in June’ Sealed by Luxbox, Trailer Released (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Jim Queen’ Stars a Gay Influencer Facing a Virus That’s His Worst Nightmare (Exclusive Cannes Clip)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Troublesome toe forces McIlroy to halt US PGA practice
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Leverkusen next German club to be linked with Rohl - gossip
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Carrick presence inspiring for Man Utd kids, says Fletcher
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Beyond the Hollywood story - what are Wrexham really building?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Wembanyama stars to put Spurs on verge of Western final
BBC Sport
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