Original: Former private prison official to serve as acting ICE chief
NPR Politics
5h ago
Edition · 6:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Kash Patel lashes out as lawmakers question ‘excessive drinking’
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: What's at stake as Trump heads to China for talks with Xi
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: News Wrap: FDA head Marty Makary resigning after uneven tenure
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Louisiana's redistricting rush ignites debate over race and representation
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Corsair Discount Code: 50% Off on Gaming Gear in May 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: Top Nomad Goods Promo Codes: Get 25% Off in May 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: Valvoline Coupons & Promo Codes for May 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: H&R Block Coupon: 25% Off DIY + Tax Pro Assist
Wired
2h ago
Original: Sony’s new Xperia phone gets an overdue redesign
The Verge
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Rush hour on Air Force one as Melania director Brett Ratner joins Trump China trip
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Budget 2026 live updates: PM says opposition ‘reduced to a farce’ as Coalition targets Labor over CGT; two Liberal MPs booted during question time
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Wednesday briefing: How much longer can Keir Starmer cling to power?
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts again fails to rule out Bondi beach terror attack being ‘false flag’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Fighting in Sudan’s Blue Nile State displaces thousands
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Nature Is Water Infrastructure. It’s Time To Finance It That Way
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: WWE Clash In Italy: Date, Time And Card Preview And Predictions
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Philadelphia 76ers Part Ways With President Daryl Morey
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: How The Infatuation Led Chase Sapphire To Back A Grassfed Culture
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Donald Gibb, Ogre From ‘Revenge Of The Nerds,’ Dies At 71
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: David Jonsson Joins Gracie Abrams, Connor Storrie and Tom Burke in A24’s ‘Please’ From ‘Babygirl’ Director Halina Reijn (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Dennis To Returns for New ‘Ip Man’ Spinoff ‘Kung Fu Legacy’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Myriad Pictures Nabs North American Rights to Sebastian Schindel’s ‘A Silent Death’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Sheep in the Box’ Expands Kore-eda Hirokazu’s Empathy to Humanoid Androids and the Architecture They Inhabit
Variety
1h ago
Original: Latest Film by ‘Perfect Strangers’ Director Paolo Genovese ‘The Sound of Something New’ Scores Sales in Cannes via RAI Cinema (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Quiz: Name every club Mourinho has managed
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Liverpool owners face dilemma - stick or twist with Slot?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Immortality beckons - but Hearts must overcome Celtic & weight of history
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: How Gerrard went from 'best night' to 'head like a box of frogs'
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: VAR is a flip of a coin, says Guardiola
BBC Sport
8h ago