Original: Former private prison official to serve as acting ICE chief
NPR Politics
1h ago
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Kash Patel lashes out as lawmakers question ‘excessive drinking’
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: What's at stake as Trump heads to China for talks with Xi
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: News Wrap: FDA head Marty Makary resigning after uneven tenure
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Louisiana's redistricting rush ignites debate over race and representation
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Medicare’s new payment model is built for AI, and most of the tech world has no idea
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Elon Musk Had ‘Hair-Raising’ Idea of Passing OpenAI On to His Kids, Sam Altman Says
Wired
2h ago
Original: xAI Adds 19 New Gas Turbines Despite Ongoing Lawsuit
Wired
3h ago
Original: Sam Altman was winning on the stand, but it might not be enough
The Verge
3h ago
Original: The Unitree GD01 Is a Giant Mecha Robot You Can Actually Buy
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Kash Patel lobs false claims about top Democrat as they spar over allegations of FBI chief’s excessive drinking on the job – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Budget 2026 live updates: Coalition claims budget will ‘kneecap’ younger Australians; plans for Trump tower on Gold Coast scrapped
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: FBI Director Kash Patel fires back at drinking allegations
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Peru presidential candidate Roberto Sanchez charged with financial crimes
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m afraid if she gets out’: US author’s sons say they want mother to stay in jail
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: How The Infatuation Led Chase Sapphire To Back A Grassfed Culture
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Donald Gibb, Ogre From ‘Revenge Of The Nerds,’ Dies At 71
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: What former poker champion turned investing coach Annie Duke says most of us get wrong about risk
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: PGA Championship Filled With Historic Storylines At Aronimink
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Musk Vs. Altman: What The Dueling Billionaires Have Said About Each Other At Trial
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch U2 Film a Video For Upcoming Single ‘Street of Dreams’ Off Their Next Album
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Michael Che Pulled Out of Kevin Hart Roast Before Shading White Writers for Jokes About ‘Slavery, Sex Crimes, Slurs’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Why Billy Bob Thornton Doesn’t Discuss Politics: “I’m Not an Expert”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Punisher: One Last Kill’ Is a Brutal Study of PTSD and Grief — and Marvel’s Most Violent Project Yet: TV Review
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Rush Hour 4’: Director Brett Ratner Hitches a Ride With Trump to Scout Locations in China
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: How Gerrard went from 'best night' to 'head like a box of frogs'
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: VAR is a flip of a coin, says Guardiola
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Molineux fit to lead Australia World Cup squad
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Messi remains top MLS earner with salary of £18.5m
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Ted Lasso actor Fernandez signs for US club
BBC Sport
5h ago