Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Future Generations: Kneecapped, Trump-less.
Original: Budget 2026 live updates: Coalition claims budget will ‘kneecap’ younger Australians; plans for Trump tower on Gold Coast scrapped
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories