Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Reality Bites, Ethics Don't.
Original: Transportation Secretary Duffy filmed a reality show, funded by firms he regulates
NPR Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Forgives. Eventually.
Original: Cannes Kicks Off With Peter Jackson Tribute, Jane Fonda and James Franco Returning From Cancellation
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories