Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Another Sequel. Shocking.
Original: Everything We Know About ‘Mortal Kombat 3,’ Including A Resurrection
Forbes Business 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Wizard School. How Original.
Original: ‘Harry Potter Meets MBTI’ Franchise ‘Solis Ark Academy’ Leads AI Studio Storyverse Into Cannes Market (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago
Animals Now Have Agents. Shocking.
Original: ‘Doctor Dolittle: King of the Wild’ Begins Production Under Sycamore Studios and Reel FX Animation (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories