Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Democracy's a Suggestion, Apparently.
Original: Virginia Democrats ask conservative-majority US supreme court to restore congressional map approved by voters – live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories