Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Party's Over. Everyone's Leaving.
Original: Four ministerial aides quit and more than 60 MPs call for Keir Starmer’s resignation as speech fails to quell rebellion – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago
Trump: Peace Needs a Ventilator. Shocking.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump says ceasefire is ‘on massive life support’ after rejecting Iran’s response to US peace proposal
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Golf. Still a thing.
Original: 2026 PGA Championship At Aronimink: How To Watch
Forbes Business 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

TV People Explain Feelings. Groundbreaking.
Original: ‘Matlock,’ ‘It: Welcome to Derry’ and ‘The Audacity’ Teams Dissect Complicated Dramas, Timeliness in Storytelling and the Freedom of Accountability
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories