Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

History's Getting Litigious.
Original: Nonprofit sues to stop Trump’s changes to Reflecting Pool, a historic site
Washington Post Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Party's Over, Darling.
Original: Three ministerial aides quit and 59 MPs call for Keir Starmer’s resignation as speech fails to quell rebellion – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Texas AG: Netflix Knows You're a Slob.
Original: Netflix Sued by Republican Texas Attorney General, Who Alleges Service Is Designed to Be ‘Addictive’ and Is ‘Spying’ on Users
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories