Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Labour’s Plan: Resign.
Original: Starmer’s speech fails to stop more Labour MPs calling for his resignation – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago
Fishing for Trouble.
Original: Dozens of Nigerian fishermen feared dead after Chad air strikes on Boko Haram
BBC World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Generosity Has Consequences.
Original: My niece is on Social Security Disability Insurance. Will she lose her health insurance if I buy her a house?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Disney Wants Your Attention, and Your Soul.
Original: LISTEN: Upfronts 2026: Disney’s Rita Ferro Details the Mouse House’s Cross-Platform Push, Embracing Live and Connecting Grammys, Super Bowl and Oscars for Big Brands
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories