Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Golden Years, Gilded Pool.
Original: ‘I’m not an extravagant spender’: I’m in my 70s with a $90,000 income. Can I afford my dream home with a pool?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Mouse Roars, Still Can’t Escape the Giant.
Original: Disney Is ‘Choosing Courage Over Capitulation’ in Face of Trump Administration’s ‘Weaponization’ of FCC to Attack Jimmy Kimmel and ‘The View,’ Democratic Commissioner Says
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories