Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Trump Rejects Peace. Naturally.
Original: Trump calls Iran’s response to peace plan ‘unacceptable’ as ceasefire is tested
Washington Post Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Dead Genius, Lively Algorithm.
Original: Molière Ex Machina: AI used to create ‘new work’ by beloved French playwright
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Fortunes Favored Few. Surprise.
Original: Stocks are walking a tightrope to fresh record highs — as a handful of names do most of the heavy lifting
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories