Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Nine Months to Fix It? Good Luck, Labor.
Original: Australian politics live: Chris Minns says NSW Labor has ‘nine months’ to win back voters planning to switch to One Nation
The Guardian World 2h ago
Welcome to the New Normal.
Original: Minority groups brace for surge in racism after Reform UK election gains
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Cruise Dreams, Viral Schemes.
Original: US Passenger Tests Positive For Hantavirus After Evacuation From Cruise Ship (Latest Updates)
Forbes Business 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Bollywood's New Hope: It's a Dumpling, Folks.
Original: Rana Daggubati’s Spirit Media Sets Indian Theatrical Release for ‘Shape of Momo’ as Payal Kapadia, Zoya Akhtar and Reema Kagti Board Tribeny Rai’s Busan Winner (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 3h ago
Short Kings Unite, Then Get Roasted.
Original: Kevin Hart Roast: Comedian Ends Katt Williams Beef as The Rock, Teyana Taylor and More Cracks Jokes About Hart’s Height and Filmography
Hollywood Reporter 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories