Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Monday, May 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Peace Plan Rejected: Surprise.
Original: Trump calls Iran’s response to peace plan ‘unacceptable’ as ceasefire is tested
Washington Post Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Celebrity Trauma: Hilarious.
Original: Tom Brady Gets Revenge on Kevin Hart During Netflix Roast, Jokes About Hart’s Affair: ‘Not Supposed to Talk About It? F— It’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Grief's a great PR move.
Original: 'Thank you for everything' - Flick grateful for support after father's death
BBC Sport 3h ago