Original: Trump calls Iran’s response to peace plan ‘unacceptable’ as ceasefire is tested
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Monday, May 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump rejects Iran's latest response to U.S. ceasefire proposal
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Abraham Foxman, influential leader of Anti-Defamation League, dies at 86
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: On Trump's Beijing agenda: Strait of Hormuz, Taiwan and AI
NPR Politics
13h ago
Original: Politics chat: White House awaits Iran's response to deal, Trump to meet Xi
NPR Politics
13h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Get ready for the whisper-filled office of the future
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: The Bastl Kalimba is a wild synth that thinks it’s a thumb piano
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Anthropic says ‘evil’ portrayals of AI were responsible for Claude’s blackmail attempts
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Uber has always wanted to be more than a ride; now it has reason to hurry
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Ashnymph’s Childhood EP is exhilarating dance goth rock
The Verge
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Barnaby Joyce says One Nation will ‘go for government’ as Ted O’Brien rejects adding them to Coalition
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Ailing Iran Nobel laureate given bail and hospital transfer
BBC World
1h ago
Original: What next for Real Madrid after Barcelona’s La Liga and Clasico triumph?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Martin Short opens up about ‘nightmare’ death of his daughter Katherine
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Somalis rally against government-ordered evictions in Mogadishu
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I’m giving $10,000 to my stepchildren. My wife warned me against gifts of equal value for my nephews. Is that fair?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: U.S. stock futures fall, oil surges as Trump calls Iran’s latest offer to end war ‘totally unacceptable’
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘Faces Of Death’ Arrives On Streaming This Week After Quick Demise At Box Office
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: I was a slave to credit-card debt, then I got laid off and turned my life around. Here’s how I did it.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: My niece is on Social Security Disability Insurance. Will she lose her health insurance if I buy her a house?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Tom Brady Gets Revenge on Kevin Hart During Netflix Roast, Jokes About Hart’s Affair: ‘Not Supposed to Talk About It? F— It’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Apple TV’s ‘The Studio’ Sets Record for a Freshman Comedy After BAFTA TV Win and Awards Season Sweep
Variety
2h ago
Original: Kacey Musgraves Has Career-Best Opening Week With ‘Middle of Nowhere,’ as Michael Jackson Lands Two Albums in the Top 10
Variety
5h ago
Original: Martin Short Opens Up About Daughter’s Death in New Interview: ‘It’s Been a Nightmare’
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Original: Savannah Guthrie Shares Mother’s Day Tribute to Her Missing Mom Nancy: ‘We Will Never Be at Peace Until We Find You’
Variety
6h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Reitan earns maiden PGA win as Fitzpatrick falters
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: 'Thank you for everything' - Flick grateful for support after father's death
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: 'Only his last changes worked' - how Arteta's gambles finally paid off
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Everton target Stones return - Monday's gossip
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Arsenal the champions in waiting but doing it the hard way
BBC Sport
4h ago