Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Saturday, May 9, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Truthiness in 4K.
Original: Quantum dot TVs beat RGB LED TVs, says the company that makes QDs for TVs
The Verge 4h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Generosity Has Consequences.
Original: My niece is on Social Security Disability Insurance. Will she lose her health insurance if I buy her a house?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories