Original: ABC argues Trump administration is trying to chill free speech
NPR Politics
1h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Saturday, May 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: White House prepares to replace FDA leader Marty Makary amid agency turmoil
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Virginia's Supreme Court tosses voter-approved redistricting plan in blow to Democrats
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Brooks and Marcus on Virginia's major shakeup in the national redistricting battle
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Prosecutors aim to strip U.S. citizenship from diplomat-turned-spy
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Top Megelin Deals for Laser and LED Therapy Devices (2026)
Wired
6h ago
Original: Manufacturing qubits that can move
Ars Technica
6h ago
Original: Laid-off Oracle workers tried to negotiate better severance. Oracle said no.
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: San Francisco’s housing market has lost its mind
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Trump reportedly plans to fire FDA Commissioner Marty Makary
Ars Technica
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Evacuation of hantavirus-stricken cruise ship could face delays due to bad weather
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Iran accuses US of 'reckless military adventure'
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Middle East negotiations continue as US awaits Iranian response to latest peace proposal – as it happened
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: David Pocock applauds $387m in extra funding for CSIRO after tens of thousands sign petition
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: US military strike on vessel in eastern Pacific kills two people, leaving one survivor
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Knicks Take 3-0 Series Lead As New York Fans Celebrate In Philadelphia
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Handbag Popcorn Bucket Becomes A Hot Collectible
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ATEEZ Pop-Up Exhibition: Destiny’s Memories In Los Angeles Ends Soon
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: WWE SmackDown Results, Winners And Grades On May 8, 2026
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Lumentum’s fiery stock rally earns it a spot in this hot index
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Katy Perry, Future, Lisa, Tyla, and More to Headline U.S. World Cup Opening Ceremony
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Claims His Mother No Longer Sends Him a ‘Recurring Gift Income’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Bill Maher Thinks Jeffrey Epstein’s Suicide Note Sounds an Awful Lot Like Trump
Variety
2h ago
Original: T-Mobile’s Customer-Only Event Lounges Signal a New Era for Wireless Providers
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Tony Amatullo Jr., Former Warner Bros. Exec and TV Producer, Dies at 76
Variety
6h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Fleetwood one shot off lead at Quail Hollow
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: Fernandes: The trophies, the assist record and his future
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: Saints charged by EFL with spying on Middlesbrough
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: McCloskey set to miss Challenge Cup final through injury
BBC Sport
8h ago
Original: Atkinson scores two tries as Gloucester beat Sale
BBC Sport
8h ago