Original: White House prepares to replace FDA leader Marty Makary amid agency turmoil
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Saturday, May 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Virginia's Supreme Court tosses voter-approved redistricting plan in blow to Democrats
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Brooks and Marcus on Virginia's major shakeup in the national redistricting battle
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Prosecutors aim to strip U.S. citizenship from diplomat-turned-spy
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump is lifting restrictions on hunting in national parks and other areas
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Top Megelin Deals for Laser and LED Therapy Devices (2026)
Wired
2h ago
Original: Laid-off Oracle workers tried to negotiate better severance. Oracle said no.
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: San Francisco’s housing market has lost its mind
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Trump reportedly plans to fire FDA Commissioner Marty Makary
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: ABC refuses to capitulate to Trump admin, fights FCC probe into The View
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: General Motors to pay $12.75m settlement for selling drivers’ location and data
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Virginia Democrats file motion asking for stay in map ruling as Trump touts ‘huge win’ for Republicans – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: US fires on two Iranian-flagged oil tankers it claims tried to violate blockade; US to mediate Israel-Lebanon talks
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump administration relaxing hunting restrictions in US parks and refuges
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Labour suffers historic defeat in Wales as Reform surges in English council elections and Greens make gains – as it happened
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: NYT Strands Answers Today: Hints & Clues For Saturday, May 9 (Garden Varieties)
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: The US Navy’s Next Supercarriers Face Lengthy Delays
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Taylor Swift & Matthew McConaughey: Can Trademarks Combat AI Misuse?
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Many PGA Tour Stops Nod To Travel, Myrtle Beach’s Event Goes All In
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘It saved my relationship with my mom.’ These money managers may help if you’re feeling overwhelmed helping your parents pay their bills.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Tony Amatullo Jr., Former Warner Bros. Exec and TV Producer, Dies at 76
Variety
2h ago
Original: Mick Jagger Reveals Which Zara Larsson Song Got Him Hooked on Her Music
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Mortal Kombat 2’ Cast Guide: Who Lives, Who Dies and How They Compare to the Video Game Fighters
Variety
2h ago
Original: Julie K. Brown Won a Pulitzer 8 Years After Her Jeffrey Epstein Exposé. She Has Thoughts
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Renée Zellweger to Star as ‘A Woman in the Sun’ Opposite Sissy Spacek and Mia Threapleton
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Fleetwood one shot off lead at Quail Hollow
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Fernandes: The trophies, the assist record and his future
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Saints charged by EFL with spying on Middlesbrough
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: McCloskey set to miss Challenge Cup final through injury
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Atkinson scores two tries as Gloucester beat Sale
BBC Sport
4h ago