Original: Prosecutors aim to strip U.S. citizenship from diplomat-turned-spy
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Edition · 11:00 PM UTC
Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump is lifting restrictions on hunting in national parks and other areas
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: White House prepares to replace FDA leader Marty Makary amid agency turmoil
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: White House Correspondents' Dinner suspect seeks recusal of top DOJ officials
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Virginia Supreme Court rules against voters' referendum on redistricting
NPR Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Laid-off Oracle workers tried to negotiate better severance. Oracle said no.
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: San Francisco’s housing market has lost its mind
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Trump reportedly plans to fire FDA Commissioner Marty Makary
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: ABC refuses to capitulate to Trump admin, fights FCC probe into The View
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: Sony says "efficient" AI tools will lead to even more games flooding the market
Ars Technica
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Virginia Democrats file motion asking for stay in map ruling as Trump touts ‘huge win’ for Republicans – live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: Labour suffers historic defeat in Wales as Reform surges in English council elections and Greens make gains
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: John Swinney urges Starmer to show Scotland ‘greater respect’ after SNP victory
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Doge slashing of humanities grants in 2025 ruled biased and unconstitutional
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Pentagon releases video of strikes on Iranian oil tankers
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Taylor Swift & Matthew McConaughey: Can Trademarks Combat AI Misuse?
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Many PGA Tour Stops Nod To Travel, Myrtle Beach’s Event Goes All In
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘It saved my relationship with my mom.’ These money managers may help if you’re feeling overwhelmed helping your parents pay their bills.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Dunkin’ is making its return to the stock market — with a new twist
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Renée Zellweger to Star as ‘A Woman in the Sun’ Opposite Sissy Spacek and Mia Threapleton
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Tony Amatullo, ‘2 Days in the Valley’ Producer and ‘Goonies’ Location Manager, Dies at 76
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Here’s Where to Buy Limited-Edition Nike Sneakers Online
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Dave Coulier Says Cancer Treatment Has Led to Changes in His Speech and Physical Appearance
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: This Online Marketplace Now Sells Pre-Loved Luxury From Hollywood’s Most Coveted Labels
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Fleetwood one shot off lead at Quail Hollow
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Fernandes: The trophies, the assist record and his future
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Saints charged by EFL with spying on Middlesbrough
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: McCloskey set to miss Challenge Cup final through injury
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Atkinson scores two tries as Gloucester beat Sale
BBC Sport
4h ago