Original: White House prepares to replace FDA leader Marty Makary amid agency turmoil
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: White House Correspondents' Dinner suspect seeks recusal of top DOJ officials
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Virginia Supreme Court rules against voters' referendum on redistricting
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: A state-by-state guide to the redistricting fight
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Trump is lifting restrictions on hunting in national parks, refuges and wilderness areas
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Prime Video follows Netflix and Disney by adding a TikTok-like ‘Clips’ feed in its app
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Asus chases Elgato with its own secondary touchscreen display
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Amazon is adding a vertical video feed to Prime Video
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Intel’s comeback story is even wilder than it seems
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Course correction: Google to link more sources in AI Overviews
Ars Technica
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: USPS considers allowing people to ship handguns through the mail
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: US fires on two Iranian-flagged oil tankers it claims tried to violate blockade; US to mediate Israel-Lebanon talks
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: Labour suffers historic defeat in Wales as Reform surges in English council elections and Greens make gains
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Trump touts ‘huge win’ for Republicans in Virginia map ruling; Democratic lawmaker says legislature will ‘respect’ decision – live
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Laura Fernandez sworn in as Costa Rica’s new president
Al Jazeera
5h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Ageism is corporate self-sabotage — America’s ‘brain drain’ is costing shareholders billions
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: ‘The S&P 500 seems to be doing particularly well’: I’m 66. Is this a good time to invest $100,000 in the stock market?
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: I am 56, single, and renewing my $400,000 10-year term life policy. Am I making a huge mistake?
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: Intel’s stock achieves a never-before-seen feat as Apple enthusiasm builds
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: AfroAnimation Summit Co-Founder Keith White On Validating Creators Of Color, Loopi, And AI In Animation
Forbes Business
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Stars, Royals and Two Pythons Help David Attenborough Celebrate ‘100 Years on Planet Earth’
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Julieta Venegas Reconnected With Her Roots — and Made Her Most Ambitious Work
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Original: Music Industry Moves: Angine de Poitrine Signs With Third Side Music Publishing; the War and Treaty Pact With Atlantic Outpost
Variety
5h ago
Original: Will ‘The Devil Wears Prada’s’ Real Emily Please Stand Up? Oh, Wait, She Can’t Leave Her Desk
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Shawn Levy Tackling Original Sci-Fi with ‘Somewhere Out There’ for Netflix (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Glasgow beat Cardiff to move top of URC table
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: How do motorcycle road racers deal with death in their sport?
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Shaw named Football Writers' Women's Player of Year
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Man Utd's Fernandes wins Football Writers' men's award
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Tight-lipped Dubois weighs in at career-heavy 18st
BBC Sport
6h ago