Original: Alabama lawmakers pass plan for new U.S. House primary if courts allow different districts
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: White House prepares to replace FDA leader Marty Makary amid agency turmoil
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: Trump says Russia and Ukraine have agreed to his request for a 3-day ceasefire, prisoner swap
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Virginia’s high court strikes down voter-passed House map favoring Democrats
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Judge rules DOGE’s cuts to humanities grants were unconstitutional
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Here is Yarbo’s promise to fix the robot mower that ran me over
The Verge
5h ago
Original: All the latest updates on AI data centers
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Cloudflare says AI made 1,100 jobs obsolete, even as revenue hit a record high
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Porsche shutters e-bike, battery, software subsidiaries as part of company overhaul
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: The Pentagon Releases New Trove of Declassified UFO Files
Wired
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: King Charles features in surprise birthday tribute to David Attenborough
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Small Georgia town’s mayor doesn’t know what happens next after firing entire police department
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: Labour suffers historic defeat in Wales as Reform surges in English council elections and Greens make gains
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Trump touts ‘huge win’ for Republicans in Virginia map ruling; Democratic lawmaker says legislature will ‘respect’ decision – live
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: 2026 elections mapped: how Labour lost ground in different directions
The Guardian World
5h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Kevin Warsh is right about Fed reform — but his inflation solution is a trap
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: I was a slave to credit-card debt, then I got laid off and turned my life around. Here’s how I did it.
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: Intel’s stock could achieve a never-before-seen feat as Apple enthusiasm builds
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: Here’s How Many Times The U.S. Has Exchanged Fire With Iran Since Supposed Ceasefire Began
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: In AI Age, Recruiters Spend 11 Seconds A Resume. Here’s What They Notice.
Forbes Business
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Noah Wyle Performs a Physical Exam on the Hollywood Bowl Stage as Part of Netflix Is a Joke Benefit Show
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Owen Hunt Has Left ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ — Here Are 7 of His Worst Moments
Variety
5h ago
Original: As Networks and Streamers Head to the Upfronts, They Have Plenty to Tout — And Just As Many Needs
Variety
5h ago
Original: Red Hot Chili Peppers Ink $300 Million-Plus Deal With Warner Music to Sell Catalog (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Psychedelic Furs Cancel Spring and Summer Tour Dates Due to ‘Serious Medical Issue’
Variety
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Shaw named Football Writers' Women's Player of Year
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Man Utd's Fernandes wins Football Writers' men's award
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Tight-lipped Dubois weighs in at career-heavy 18st
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Djokovic stunned on return to action in Rome
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Arteta rallies Arsenal for huge Premier League weekend
BBC Sport
6h ago