Original: Tennessee’s governor signs into law a new US House map that carves up a majority-Black district in Memphis
ABC News Politics
4h ago
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Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Federal drug raid near downtown Los Angeles spotlights public safety concerns during mayor's race
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Alabama Republicans look to set new US House primaries if courts allow redistricting
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Original: As Marcomentum sweeps the internet, Rubio, White House swear off 2028 talk
Washington Post Politics
9h ago
Original: U.S. strikes Iran in response to attacks on warships, military says
Washington Post Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Canvas Hack Is a New Kind of Ransomware Debacle
Wired
5h ago
Original: Why you can never get your doctor to call you back
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Musk v. Altman Evidence Shows What Microsoft Executives Thought of OpenAI
Wired
9h ago
Original: Ramp in talks to hit $40B+ valuation, 6 months after reaching $32B
TechCrunch
11h ago
Original: OpenAI launches new voice intelligence features in its API
TechCrunch
12h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: woman accused of travelling to Syria to join IS refused bail; ABC reporters denied entry to One Nation press conference
The Guardian World
4h ago
Original: Ethiopian woman's joy at rare quintuplets after 12 years trying for a baby
BBC World
4h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: Labour suffers losses as Reform UK surges in England
The Guardian World
4h ago
Original: Migration is getting riskier even as progress is made
Al Jazeera
4h ago
Original: Rebel Wilson accused of 'complete revision of history' as defamation case closes
BBC World
4h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: WWE Saturday Night's Main Event XLIV: Date, Location, Time And How To Watch
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Hantavirus-Infected Cruise Ship: Trump Says Americans ‘Should Be Fine’ As Experts Question US Preparedness (Latest Updates)
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: World Cup, ‘Reina Del Sur,’ ‘Señor De Los Cielos’ Anchor Telemundo 2026-27 Slate
Forbes Business
7h ago
Original: Oil futures rise after U.S., Iran trade fire; stock futures quiet after court rejects Trump’s tariffs
MarketWatch
8h ago
Original: WWE Backlash 2026 Final Card, Date, Time And How To Watch
Forbes Business
8h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Charli XCX Returns With “Rock Music”
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Sony Pictures Full-Year Sales Boosted by Anime But Profit Slips Due to Pixomondo Shutdown
Hollywood Reporter
6h ago
Original: Billie Eilish Responds to Backlash After Saying ‘Eating Meat is Inherently Wrong’
Rolling Stone
6h ago
Original: Charli XCX Returns With New Single ‘Rock Music,’ and Yup, It Rocks
Rolling Stone
7h ago
Original: Sony Pictures Entertainment Revenue Flat for Fiscal Year 2025 at $9.9 Billion, Profit Takes Hit From Shutdown of Pixomondo VFX Division
Variety
7h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Unlikely it lasts long' - Wardley v Dubois: who wins?
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: McCarty leads at Quail Hollow as play suspended
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Bemand notes 'mindset shift' in Irish women's game
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Are Scotland suffering from a World Cup hangover?
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Why Spurs fans face Arsenal dilemma
BBC Sport
4h ago