Original: Alabama Republicans look to set new US House primaries if courts allow redistricting
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Edition · 6:00 AM UTC
Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: As Marcomentum sweeps the internet, Rubio, White House swear off 2028 talk
Washington Post Politics
8h ago
Original: U.S. strikes Iran in response to attacks on warships, military says
Washington Post Politics
9h ago
Original: Judge rules DOGE’s cuts to humanities grants were unconstitutional
Washington Post Politics
10h ago
Original: From 2020 election to retribution, how the Justice Department is advancing Trump's agenda
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Canvas Hack Is a New Kind of Ransomware Debacle
Wired
4h ago
Original: Why you can never get your doctor to call you back
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Musk v. Altman Evidence Shows What Microsoft Executives Thought of OpenAI
Wired
8h ago
Original: Ramp in talks to hit $40B+ valuation, 6 months after reaching $32B
TechCrunch
10h ago
Original: OpenAI launches new voice intelligence features in its API
TechCrunch
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says US-Iran ceasefire still in place after exchange of fire in Strait of Hormuz
BBC World
4h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: Labour suffers losses as Reform UK surges in England
The Guardian World
4h ago
Original: Australia news live: woman accused of travelling to Syria to join IS refused bail; ABC reporters denied entry to One Nation press conference
The Guardian World
4h ago
Original: Ex-prisoners recount abuse in Israeli detention centres
Al Jazeera
4h ago
Original: ‘Would like to share some thoughts’: One Nation candidate David Farley’s previous involvement with independent movement revealed
The Guardian World
4h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Hantavirus-Infected Cruise Ship: Trump Says Americans ‘Should Be Fine’ As Experts Question US Preparedness (Latest Updates)
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: World Cup, ‘Reina Del Sur,’ ‘Señor De Los Cielos’ Anchor Telemundo 2026-27 Slate
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: Oil futures rise after U.S., Iran trade fire; stock futures quiet after court rejects Trump’s tariffs
MarketWatch
7h ago
Original: WWE Backlash 2026 Final Card, Date, Time And How To Watch
Forbes Business
7h ago
Original: BTS THE CITY ARIRANG - Las Vegas 2026 Guide
Forbes Business
7h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Charli XCX Returns With “Rock Music”
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Sony Pictures Full-Year Sales Boosted by Anime But Profit Slips Due to Pixomondo Shutdown
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Billie Eilish Responds to Backlash After Saying ‘Eating Meat is Inherently Wrong’
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Original: Charli XCX Returns With New Single ‘Rock Music,’ and Yup, It Rocks
Rolling Stone
6h ago
Original: Sony Pictures Entertainment Revenue Flat for Fiscal Year 2025 at $9.9 Billion, Profit Takes Hit From Shutdown of Pixomondo VFX Division
Variety
6h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: England's Kemp never considered future during injury woe
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: England 2006: The Golden Generation - watch trailer
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Alexander-Arnold's England omission 'mind-boggling' to Rooney
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Who needs what to make URC play-offs?
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: McIlroy makes 17 pars in row at Quail Hollow
BBC Sport
10h ago