Original: U.S. intelligence says Iran can outlast Trump’s Hormuz blockade for months
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, May 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Iran reviewing U.S. proposal as Trump pressures Tehran for agreement on deal to end war
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Clarence Thomas is now the 2nd longest-serving justice in Supreme Court history
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump meets with Brazil's Lula at the White House
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Rubio visits Rome aiming to repair White House ties with Pope Leo
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google’s $9.99-per-month AI health coach launches May 19
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: There’s actually a good deal happening now on the Xbox Series X
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Diabetes Detection Needs Better Tools. They’re on the Way
Wired
2h ago
Original: Netflix has its own, impressive AI-powered voice search
The Verge
2h ago
Original: BMW iX3 has a lower starting price than comparable gas-powered X3
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: May elections live: Badenoch rows back on Reform pacts as millions cast their votes
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Brazilian president to meet with Trump in effort to avert new US trade tariffs – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Superdry co-founder James Holder jailed for rape
BBC World
2h ago
Original: What’s ‘Mbappe Out’, and why are fans demanding Real Madrid star’s exit?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: World Health Organization expects more hantavirus cases but doesn’t ‘anticipate large epidemic’ - Europe live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Morgan Wallen Charts A Milestone No. 1 Hit Alongside Another Superstar
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Korn Misses Out On A New No. 1 As A Hard Rocking Duet Holds At The Top
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Estate Planning 101: Choosing Your Heirs Over The IRS
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Inside Sony’s $4B Bid For Bieber And Fleetwood Mac Rights
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: It’s Time For Canadians To Stop Playing Nice
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: HBO’s ‘The Yogurt Shop Murders’ Is Returning With One Final Episode (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Stephen Colbert Gets Grilled by His Fellow Late Night Hosts
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Michelle Pfeiffer to Receive Legend Tribute at 2026 Gotham TV Awards (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: It Ends With Legal Fees: The Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni Legal Battle Isn’t Actually Over
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Stealing Her Likeness for ‘Avatar’ Character
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: IOC lifts ban on Belarus but Russia still suspended
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Morgan set for 'emotional' last Ospreys home game
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Players not getting the respect they deserve - Sinner
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: 'I'll collect the trash' - Dubois on Wardley's bin-man jibe
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: A chance for Millwall's class of 2026 to match 1988 heroes
BBC Sport
3h ago