Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Pitch Your Dreams to the Void.
Original: Exhibit at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: Get in front of 10,000 decision-makers before space runs out
TechCrunch 2h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Lawsuit Laundry: Media Mogul Airs Dirty Secrets.
Original: Nexstar CEO Lays Out Next Steps in Legal Fight Over Tegna Deal, Including ‘Complete Laundry List of All Threatened and Pending Litigation That We’re Aware Of’
Variety 2h ago
De Niro and a Free Screen? Peak Nepotism.
Original: Tribeca Festival Celebrates 25th Anniversary With Robert De Niro and Jane Rosenthal Special Conversation, Free Outdoor Screening Series and More (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories