Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Loyalty's a Suggestion, Apparently.
Original: Trump would fire Howard Lutnick if he saw video of his Epstein testimony, say House oversight committee Democrats – live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Rare Virus: Just What We Needed.
Original: Hantavirus outbreaks rarely happen. This Andes strain is ‘a complicated public-health situation.’
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories