Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

States redraw lines. Surprise.
Original: South Carolina joins Southern redistricting push after US Supreme Court ruling on minority districts
ABC News Politics 1h ago
Equal Opportunity, Apparently.
Original: US rights agency sues New York Times for discriminating against white man passed over for promotion
ABC News Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Free Speech: Australia's Finest Hour.
Original: Australia news live: man arrested after allegedly wearing offensive symbol outside antisemitism royal commission venue
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Comedy’s Back, Apparently.
Original: Louis C.K. Gets Standing Ovation at Raunchy Comeback Show During Netflix Comedy Festival
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Artistic Suffering: Now With Extra Film.
Original: Asghar Farhadi, Andrey Zvyagintsev, Kore-eda Hirokazu and Cristian Mungiu in Competition as Sydney Film Festival Reveals Full Program With 19 Cannes Films
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories