Original: In a first, FDA authorizes fruit-flavored vapes for adults
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Edition · 2:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump-backed Ramaswamy wins Ohio governor primary, setting up a competitive Nov. race
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: JD Vance makes his Iowa debut as he campaigns for GOP congressman
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: News Wrap: Senate GOP requests $1 billion in funding for Trump's ballroom
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: New wave of Southern states scramble to redraw congressional maps ahead of midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Nuro receives driverless testing permit ahead of Uber robotaxi service launch
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: SAP bets $1.16B on 18-month-old German AI lab and says yes to NemoClaw
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: ‘I Actually Thought He Was Going to Hit Me,’ OpenAI’s Greg Brockman Says of Elon Musk
Wired
5h ago
Original: Bumble’s paying users are slipping as it bets on an overhaul later this year
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Altara secures $7M to bridge the data gap that’s slowing down physical sciences
TechCrunch
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Vivek Ramaswamy wins Republican nomination for Ohio governor
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Australia news live: PM announces $10bn fuel and fertiliser security budget package; refugee loses appeal against deportation to Nauru
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Primary elections: crucial showdowns set in Ohio; Indiana races yield ‘big night for Maga’ as Trump asserts control of party – live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: US military kills three in another strike in eastern Pacific that rights groups label as ‘extrajudicial killings’
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Charges flagged as women and children from IS-linked families set to fly from Syria to Australia
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Oil futures fall after Trump pauses U.S. effort to partially reopen Strait of Hormuz
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Astera Labs’ stock climbs as the company strives to make AI chips more powerful
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Super Micro’s stock surges as Wall Street cheers its margin recovery
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Upstart’s stock is getting punished after earnings. Here’s the big gripe.
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: The last time semiconductor stocks rose this far this quickly, the dot-com bubble burst
MarketWatch
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Star Eugene Mirman on His Swift Recovery, as He Releases a Comedy Special a Month After His Fiery Car Crash
Variety
3h ago
Original: Hello Kitty Makes a Play for MLB With Officially Licensed Team Merch
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Scoot McNairy Tackles the Plot Twists and His Character’s Fate in ‘Man on Fire’
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: 8 Things We Learned at the Rolling Stones Album Release Party With Conan O’Brien
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Original: David Letterman Slams CBS as ‘Lying Weasels’ for Canceling ‘The Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ Due to a ‘Financial Decision’
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The league is the dream - but is this Arsenal's moment in Europe?
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: UK government discusses hosting Olympics in 2040s
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: 'No ego, no noise, just consistent excellence' - humble Halfpenny retires
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Arteta pays tribute to Arsenal players & fans after 'incredible night'
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: Watch: Kane gives Dunfermline play-off advantage
BBC Sport
7h ago