Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Trump's Pause: Ships Pray.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump says he is pausing operation that helps ships leave strait of Hormuz after just one day
The Guardian World 4h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories