Original: Senate Republicans look to fund $1 billion in security upgrades for Trump's ballroom
PBS NewsHour Politics
13h ago
Edition · 5:00 PM UTC
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Rubio to meet with Pope Leo in Vatican City amid tensions with Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
13h ago
Original: GOP offers $1B for White House security, sparking dispute over ballroom
Washington Post Politics
13h ago
Original: Tennessee lawmakers consider redrawing the state's only Democratic-held U.S. House district
PBS NewsHour Politics
13h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Vance speaks at a manufacturing facility in key election state Iowa
PBS NewsHour Politics
13h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta sued by major book publishers over copyright infringement
The Verge
13h ago
Original: Microsoft’s new Xbox shake-up is all about platform changes
The Verge
13h ago
Original: From Alan Shepard to Artemis, celebrating 65 years of Americans in space
The Verge
13h ago
Original: The new AirPods Max 2 are already on sale for $40 off
The Verge
13h ago
Original: PayPal says it’s ‘becoming a technology company again.’ That means AI.
TechCrunch
14h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Russian attacks kill at least 20 ahead of rival ceasefires proposed by Kyiv and Moscow
BBC World
13h ago
Original: Political row as report calls for sweeping cuts to French public broadcasting
The Guardian World
13h ago
Original: West Bengal Chief refuses to resign after ‘dirty’ election
Al Jazeera
13h ago
Original: Hantavirus may have spread between passengers on cruise ship, WHO says
BBC World
13h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Donald Trump says Iran ‘know what not to do’ to avoid violating ceasefire with US
The Guardian World
13h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Here’s how I turned my kids into ‘thousandaires’ managing their own money by their 18th birthdays
MarketWatch
13h ago
Original: We are retirees. Are we too old to take out a mortgage in Pennsylvania so we can escape the Florida heat?
MarketWatch
13h ago
Original: ‘The Drama’ Is Now Streaming—How To Watch One Of The Most Controversial Films Of 2026
Forbes Business
14h ago
Original: ‘Lost Boys’ And ‘Schmigadoon!’ Top 2026 Tony Nominations: Complete List Of Nominees
Forbes Business
14h ago
Original: How AI-Generated Music Became A $4 Billion Fraud Machine
Forbes Business
14h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Bebe Rexha Celebrates Topping Two Dance Charts After Going Independent
Rolling Stone
13h ago
Original: The Rolling Stones Tease ‘Foreign Tongues’ Album With Upbeat Single ‘In the Stars’
Rolling Stone
13h ago
Original: Isaiah Rashad Dodges Stereotypes and Stays Honest on ‘It’s Been Awful’
Rolling Stone
13h ago
Original: ‘The Bear’ Drops Surprise Prequel Episode ‘Gary’
Hollywood Reporter
13h ago
Original: Charli XCX, Lorde, Twenty One Pilots Lead 2026 Austin City Limits Fest
Rolling Stone
13h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Rahm eligible for Ryder Cup after striking tour deal
BBC Sport
13h ago
Original: Everton fan arrested for alleged Semenyo racist abuse
BBC Sport
13h ago
Original: Players will boycott a Slam 'at some point' over prize money demands - Sabalenka
BBC Sport
13h ago
Original: Is Gibbs-White favourite to start as England's number 10 at World Cup?
BBC Sport
14h ago
Original: How Wardley went from white collar boxing to world champion
BBC Sport
15h ago