Original: A midterm crossroads for both parties eyeing the beginning of the end of the Trump era
ABC News Politics
52m ago
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Friday, October 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Justice Department issues subpoenas to California election workers
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: WATCH: Trumps host Halloween celebration at the White House
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: WATCH: Trump calls reporter 'disgusting' when questioned about not traveling to Kansas
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Judge denies federal request to segregate California ballots, says it would 'wreak havoc' on voting
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The director of Obsession put a new horror short on YouTube
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Andy Jassy says Prime Video is on track to earn ‘tens of billions of dollars’
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: AWS will be a $1T business, Jassy says. But first, it will spend big.
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Intel says it’s selling every affordable laptop chip it can make
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Binance pauses withdrawals as hackers suspected of stealing billions in crypto
TechCrunch
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Erin Patterson to die in prison after losing appeal against mushroom murder convictions
The Guardian World
31m ago
Original: Crypto giant Binance hit by hack suspected to be largest in history
BBC World
47m ago
Original: Former Sydney childcare worker Ashley Paul Griffith hit with 202 more abuse charges
The Guardian World
48m ago
Original: Crypto exchange Binance freezes billions in funds amid potential $6.3bn security breach
The Guardian World
55m ago
Original: Electrocutions, disease and no pay: how workers risk exploitation in Europe’s datacentres
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Binance Says $6.3 Billion Impacted In Record Crypto Hack—Suspends Withdrawals
Forbes Business
35m ago
Original: ‘Dexter: Resurrection’ Season 2 Rotten Tomatoes Score Is Lower Than Season 1, But Reviews Are Still Positive
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: MILESEEY Golf Is Changing The Relationship Between Golf And Technology
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Ramaswamy Stops Airing Controversial Ad Featuring Amy Acton’s Mother
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Immersive Gamebox Launches Netflix’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Experience
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Rishab Shetty’s Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj Epic ‘The Pride of Bharat’ Lands T-Series, Set as Two-Part Saga (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
32m ago
Original: ‘American Horror Story’ Finale: Paul Anthony Kelly on the Season 13 Ending and Whether He’ll Return
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’: First Reactions
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Watch My Chemical Romance and Lauren Tsai’s Otherworldly Short Film Featuring Billie Eilish, Phoebe Bridgers
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Shabana Azmi, Marco Müller Set for Inaugural Kathmandu Film Festival
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Week 9 has the ACC in the spotlight and backup QBs taking over the Big Ten
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'Be a problem solver': Why Chip Kelly went in the rabbit hole for his offense
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Who's on the CFP bubble? Did Week 8 burst the Big 12's two-bid dreams?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sub-plots intensify Blades and Wrexham's rivalry
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 🏀 The 100 best players in men's college basketball right now
ESPN
2h ago