Original: WATCH: Trumps host Halloween celebration at the White House
PBS NewsHour Politics
8m ago
Edition · 12:00 AM UTC
Friday, October 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Trump calls reporter 'disgusting' when questioned about not traveling to Kansas
PBS NewsHour Politics
13m ago
Original: Judge denies federal request to segregate California ballots, says it would 'wreak havoc' on voting
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: WATCH: How does The Associated Press call 2026 midterm election winners? 4 things to know
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Republicans seize on controversy in Alaska's closely watched Senate race
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The director of Obsession put a new horror short on YouTube
The Verge
5m ago
Original: Andy Jassy says Prime Video is on track to earn ‘tens of billions of dollars’
TechCrunch
17m ago
Original: AWS will be a $1T business, Jassy says. But first, it will spend big.
TechCrunch
20m ago
Original: Intel says it’s selling every affordable laptop chip it can make
The Verge
20m ago
Original: Binance pauses withdrawals as hackers suspected of stealing billions in crypto
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump again calls for prosecution of Mary Peltola as turmoil grows over Alaska campaign investigation – live
The Guardian World
19m ago
Original: Erin Patterson appeal live updates: Victorian woman loses bid to overturn triple-murder convictions over deadly mushroom-laced meal
The Guardian World
24m ago
Original: Manosphere and online misogyny should be treated as public health issues, say UK experts
The Guardian World
32m ago
Original: Erin Patterson loses bid to overturn mushroom murder convictions as harsher sentence imposed
The Guardian World
37m ago
Original: Polymarket temporarily suspends trading on international platform due to security incident
The Guardian World
42m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Amazon’s bold cloud forecast isn’t enough to stave off a stock drop
MarketWatch
7m ago
Original: ‘MobLand’ Season 2, Episode 7 Release Time And Preview: Conrad Brings The Fight To Frankie
Forbes Business
31m ago
Original: Why Intel’s stock is sinking toward its worst drop in two years
MarketWatch
41m ago
Original: Is Jay-Z The Smart Choice For The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Forbes Business
45m ago
Original: My abusive ex-husband promised $20,000 for our kids’ education. Now he refuses to pay. Is he legally obligated?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Earl Barret, TV Writer and Co-Creator of ‘Too Close for Comfort,’ Dies at 94
Variety
19m ago
Original: Patrick Stewart Said He’d Never Retire From Acting in Final Interview: “I’ll Always and Forever Be an Actor”
Hollywood Reporter
33m ago
Original: Hey, Biohackers: Bryan Johnson’s Longevity Diet Just Hit Meal Delivery
Hollywood Reporter
39m ago
Original: French Action Film ‘Red Bird’ Lands CIS Deal as D.C. Romance ‘Step Back, Doors Closing’ Bows at Tokyo Market (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
46m ago
Original: ‘X-Men’ Stars Hugh Jackman, Rebecca Romijn, Famke Janssen Honor “Fellow Mutant” Patrick Stewart: “One of the Greats”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 🏀 The 100 best players in men's college basketball right now
ESPN
5m ago
Original: 'Locked in' Gray, Dream hold off Valkyries, force first Finals Game 7
ESPN
5m ago
Original: Red Wings suspend star forward Larkin as team explores trade options
ESPN
5m ago
Original: Longtime football coach Jones, pioneer of run-and-shoot offense, dies at 73
ESPN
5m ago
Original: Bears acquire All-Pro DT Simmons in blockbuster trade with Titans
ESPN
5m ago