Original: A D.C. park was made 'for the pleasure of the people.' Trump's plan would change that
NPR Politics
27m ago
Edition · 6:00 PM UTC
Friday, October 23, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Immigrants seeking U.S. citizenship targeted in Trump administration's illegal voting crackdown
PBS NewsHour Politics
46m ago
Original: Trump administration offers mixed messages on limits to Ukraine's Starshield access
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Ex-FBI employees charged with lying to Congress over Hunter Biden inquiries
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Supreme Court allows New Hampshire to fully ban student IDs for voting in midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Fi’s GPS-equipped dog trackers are on sale for 30 percent off
The Verge
7m ago
Original: Elon Musk’s dangerous grip on outer space
The Verge
27m ago
Original: Crows can evaluate visual info twice as fast as mammals
Ars Technica
29m ago
Original: Intel gets waiver after worries fuzzy US ban on foreign-made robots may hit fabs
Ars Technica
43m ago
Original: The iPhone Duo should have been an iPad
The Verge
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Justice department sues to block Alaska Senate race certification if Trump-backed Republican loses – live
The Guardian World
12m ago
Original: Melania Trump has helped broker ceasefire in Russian-occupied Ukrainian town, says White House – Europe live
The Guardian World
14m ago
Original: Israel launches collective punishment campaign in Hebron after two soldiers killed
The Guardian World
40m ago
Original: Why Chinese families are rushing to buy gold
Al Jazeera
41m ago
Original: US and Israel are warned against launching fresh strikes on Iran
The Guardian World
43m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Some people did everything right’: I lost my home in the Great Recession. I rent in my 50s. Why is that judged as failure?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump Blasts Vanity Fair Over ‘Fake News’ On Jared Kushner’s Alleged Undisclosed Foreign Bank Accounts
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Republicans’ Chances Of Maintaining House Majority Have ‘All But Evaporated’ Cook Political Report Says
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Walmart, Best Buy and other stores now use digital price tags. Critics say they could lead to different prices for different shoppers.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump Already Challenges Midterm Results—Asks Alaska Not To Certify Senate Race If Democrat Peltola Wins
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Fusion Entertainment Signs Director Ryan DeForeest, Sets Feature Adaptation of His Short Film ‘My Brother & Me’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2m ago
Original: Valladolid Film Festival Draws Global Auteurs, 30 World Premieres and Emerging Spanish Talent
Variety
2m ago
Original: Slayyyter Cancels Remaining European and U.K. Tour Dates to Recover From Laryngitis
Variety
12m ago
Original: Fueled by ‘La Bola Negra,’ Spain’s Indie Distribution Make Robust Gains, to Be Highlighted at Valladolid’s Merci Market
Variety
23m ago
Original: Chappell Roan Concludes Benefit Shows With Surprise Duets Featuring PinkPantheress, Lola Young
Rolling Stone
26m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: SEC elimination games, tests for new top two and 26 other things to watch in CFB Week 8
ESPN
9m ago
Original: What worked -- and what didn't -- in 12 NBA season debuts
ESPN
14m ago
Original: NBA opening week intel: A new trend in contract talks; another pricey decision in OKC
ESPN
14m ago
Original: Superb Samoa run riot to inflict heavy defeat on woeful Wales
BBC Sport
18m ago
Original: Wait till this year! Just how rare a World Series between teams that have never won really is
ESPN
27m ago