Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Thursday, October 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Hypocrisy Gets a Trophy.
Original: US-sanctioned ICC wins Sakharov Prize, EU’s top human rights award
Al Jazeera 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Another Shoe Brand. Shocking.
Original: Former Reebok Leaders Launch Unsung, A Training Shoe Brand Built For Team Athletes
Forbes Business 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories