Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Thursday, October 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

God's Plan, Apparently.
Original: White evangelical support for Trump slips but still strong as midterms near
Al Jazeera 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Forever Yours, Also Broke.
Original: Is getting a wedding band from Quince a bad idea? ‘It’s a third of the price.’
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Reminds Us They Still Exist.
Original: ‘Dutton Ranch’s’ Kelly Reilly, Kenneth Branagh And, Via Video, Samuel L. Jackson Bring Star Power to Paramount U.K. Upfront
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories