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Thursday, October 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

More Books, More Debt.
Original: Amazon renames Kindle Unlimited to Kindle Plus and expands access to audiobooks
The Verge 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood Outraged. Stallone's Unmoved. Shocking.
Original: Sylvester Stallone Defends AI After His Pitch for a ‘Half Human, Half AI’ Movie Ignited Outrage: ‘You Get Blasted’ by Hollywood but ‘I Would Take That Risk’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories