Original: Jeffries says Democrats 'on the verge' of winning the House. It puts speaker's gavel in reach
ABC News Politics
1h ago
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Thursday, October 22, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Farm country has beef with Trump as midterms approach
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump merchandise stores are closing: 'He has peaked'
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump's redistricting gave Republicans a head start, now it goes to the voters
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: High health costs squeeze workers, even if you have good insurance through a job
NPR Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta’s Ad Sales Are Suffering Now That Europeans Can Pick Less Personalization
Wired
1h ago
Original: I Worked for a Whole Day Using Only the iPhone Duo. Here’s How It Went
Wired
1h ago
Original: They Believe 2020 Was Stolen. They Could Be in Charge of Elections in 2028
Wired
1h ago
Original: Greenlight Family Hub (2026): Finally, a Digital Wall Calendar With a Voice Assistant
Wired
2h ago
Original: Hugging Face’s New AI Biology Model Lets You Chat With DNA
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Vivek Ramaswamy campaign ad for Ohio ‘shameful, disgusting’, says Republican congresswoman – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Israel using US-made electroshock weapons on Palestinian detainees | First Thing
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Macron condemns ‘seditious acts’ by ‘ultra-left’ and says he will seek to ban some protests – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Aung San Suu Kyi’s son speaks to detained former Myanmar leader for first time in five years
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Sainsbury’s expects challenging run-up to Christmas as households feel squeeze
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: EXCLUSIVE: SpaceX Investor Backs $2.45 Billion Startup Taking The Starlink Model To GPS
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Why More Full-Time Workers Are Considering A Second Job
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Phillies Sign 24-Year-Old Breakout Closer Immediately After Season Ends
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘MobLand’ Season 2, Episode 6 Release Time And Preview: Harry And Maeve Finally Square Off
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: How Pope Leo’s Election Led To Notre Dame-Villanova Basketball Games
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Stephen Lang, Uli Edel Reunite on ‘Mercy Rider’ 30 Years After ‘Last Exit to Brooklyn’ (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Star Trek’ 60th Anniversary Celebration Hits Rome MIA Market With Iconic Franchise at ‘Crossroads’ After Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Galileo,’ Toplining Elio Germano, Boarded by Fandango, Kicking Off Sales at Rome’s MIA Market (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Spotify Hits 306M Premium Subs, Says It “Actually Stands to Thrive” in the Age of AI Agents
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Spotify Hums Along in Q3, Reaching 306 Million Paid Subscribers: ‘There Is More Runway Ahead’
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Injured Lawlor to miss Wales' final Nations League games
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Futuristic eco cricket ground in Spain eyes Test match
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Man United consider defensive clearout in summer
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Reese's latest double-double fuels Game 3 rout as Dream take 2-1 Finals lead
ESPN
4h ago
Original: Warriors rookie Lendeborg says he 'lost all respect' for Luka after testy matchup
ESPN
4h ago