Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

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Thursday, October 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy's Auditors Arrive.
Original: The Justice Department begins notifying counties where it wants to monitor elections
NPR Politics 7h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories