Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, October 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Code's Old, Future's Bleak.
Original: PHP armageddon: OpenAI, Google’s Wiz find ancient holes, panicking the internet
TechCrunch 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

SpaceX to Rescue Media? Just What We Needed.
Original: Will Elon Musk Help the Ellisons Pay Down Skydance’s Massive Debt? John Malone Predicts Tech Mogul’s SpaceX Could Invest up to $10 Billion Into Media Company
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories