Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Oops, He Did It Again.
Original: Trump Again Uses 'Shylock' Term—A Year After Claiming He Didn't Know It Was Antisemitic
Forbes Business 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood's Next Star: Algorithm.
Original: AI Could ‘Absolutely’ Replace Human Actors, CEO of Generative AI Startup Runway Says at Italy’s View Conference: ‘It’s Already Happening in a Way’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories