Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Monday, October 19, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Lies, Mostly.
Original: What does a White House press secretary do?
NPR Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Justice? NSW Mine Gets a 32% Boost.
Original: Minns accused of bypassing high court ruling with laws to allow NSW mine to increase coal production by 32%
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Wealthy People Argue. Audiences Weep.
Original: ‘Other Desert Cities’ Broadway Review: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Ed Harris and Allison Janney Lead a Resounding Family Drama
Variety 2h ago
Stars Align, Audiences Don't.
Original: ‘Other Desert Cities’ Theater Review: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Ed Harris and Allison Janney Fail to Make a Once-Timely Play Relevant Again
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago
Exploitation Gets a Backstage Pass.
Original: Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: See Red Carpet and Backstage Photos of Models, Megan Thee Stallion and Kobe Bryant’s Daughter
Hollywood Reporter 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories