Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Saturday, October 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Voter Integrity: Now a Crime?
Original: DOJ says California officials who process ballots from suspected noncitizens risk prosecution
PBS NewsHour Politics 13h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Freedom's expensive.
Original: Bose makes a strong argument to tether to your phone again
The Verge 3m ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Starving for clout.
Original: Influencers and biohackers swear by fasting. Here’s what the science says.
MarketWatch 32m ago
Optimism Is A Business Model.
Original: Microsoft, Shopify and 3 more AI stocks that are favorite Wall Street earnings plays
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Dude, Another Dream.
Original: Joe Keery On Making His Broadway Debut and Balancing Music and Acting Post-‘Stranger Things’
Hollywood Reporter 18m ago

Sports ★ 5 stories