Original: Turnovers keep piling up for the Seahawks, who are looking to rebound after losing 2 straight games
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Edition · 7:00 AM UTC
Saturday, October 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: DOJ says California officials who process ballots from suspected noncitizens risk prosecution
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: News Wrap: Zacharia out as White House press secretary after less than a week on the job
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Examining the controversial claims Trump is making at his midterm rallies
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: How Alaska became a key battleground in the fight for the Senate
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Mark Wahlberg wants to take on the longevity-startup crowd with an affordable gym concept
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: All the news about the iPhone Duo
The Verge
8h ago
Original: Apple’s updated App Store rules go after ‘nudify’ AI apps
The Verge
9h ago
Original: The Leap Second Is No More
Wired
10h ago
Original: Replit is no longer working with Anthropic, CEO says
TechCrunch
10h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Oregon teacher fought school attacker before armed dad shot suspect 'multiple times'
BBC World
1h ago
Original: ‘Austerity is inevitably painful’: How Michael Gove justifies his politics | Radical Thinking with Aditya Chakrabortty – podcast
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump waives several Russia sanctions as row with Zelensky intensifies
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Ukraine and Europe have little choice but to work with Trump
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: AI fears are being weaponised
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Highest-Paid Soccer Players 2026: Messi Hits A New High But Can’t Touch Ronaldo
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Charleigh Bullock Could Be Team USA’s Breakout Star At Rotterdam Worlds
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: How To Watch Team USA At The World Gymnastics Championships
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: WWE SmackDown Results, Winners And Grades On October 16, 2026
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: Elizabeth Holmes Documentary ‘You Can See Everything’ Eyes $12 Million Opening Weekend
Forbes Business
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Renoir’ Producers Join Asia-Europe Co-Production Panel at Tokyo Market as Japanese Accelerator Atmovie Global Track Partners With Ties That Bind
Variety
2h ago
Original: Miley Cyrus Tearfully Pays Tribute to Dolly Parton With “Jolene” Performance at Hollywood Bowl: “Me and Dolly, We Are Eternal”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Harry Styles Performs New Song Written for Liam Payne on Anniversary of His Death
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Original: Miley Cyrus Setlist: Every Song Played at ‘Bass Persuades – Live at the Hollywood Bowl’
Variety
4h ago
Original: Jacob Elordi Thought He Was Having a Mental Breakdown Until He Saw a John Cassavetes Film: “Made Me Feel a Lot Less Insane and Alone”
Hollywood Reporter
6h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: England's 41-match unbeaten run ended by Canada
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Dubois v Wardley 2 - heavyweight title fight predictions
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Connelly breaks down a loaded Week 7: Notre Dame-BYU, Ohio State-Indiana and more
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Matos on tactics, Klopp's influence, and taking Swans to top of the league
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: LeBron fires up sellout Philly crowd with monster slam in home debut
ESPN
2h ago