Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Saturday, October 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

White House: We Regret Nothing.
Original: News Wrap: Zacharia out as White House press secretary after less than a week on the job
PBS NewsHour Politics 7h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Surf's Up, Sentence is Long.
Original: Mexican judge sentences three men to 158 years in prison for murders of Australian and US surfers​
The Guardian World 3h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Diversity Points: A Scuffle.
Original: Angie Nixon Says Black Republican Byron Donalds “Doesn’t Support Black People”
Hollywood Reporter 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Brewers Win: Hope Is a Lie, Folks.
Original: '44 years of heartbreak, 44 years of believing': Inside the night the Brewers punched their World Series ticket
ESPN 4h ago