Original: Iowa faces a reckoning over water quality and cancer rates in midterm campaigns
ABC News Politics
1h ago
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Wednesday, October 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: House Democrats plan a first 100-days agenda if they sweep to power in midterm elections
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Judge extends order blocking Trump from banning CNN, MS NOW and Politico reporters from White House
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump flies 3,400 miles to Alaska in hopes of saving a Senate seat
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Battle lines shift in House races as Republicans retreat from front-line districts
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Dell Coupon Codes: 20% Off for October 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Expedia Coupons: 40% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: Corsair Discount Code: Up to 50% Off for October 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Walgreens Photo Coupons: Up to 70% Off This October
Wired
3h ago
Original: Justice Department says North Koreans have infiltrated dozens of U.S. companies
TechCrunch
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Turkey police raid opposition TV station, halting live broadcasts
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australian politics live: Trade minister says Coalition MPs walked out of meeting on EU trade deal; RBA warns staff to accept pay deal or miss out
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Businesses could be barred from non-essential water use amid supply threat
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Ukrainian soldier to go on trial over sabotage of Nord Stream gas pipelines
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Australian industry reliant on gas for ‘foreseeable future’, resources minister tells press club
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: From Bunker Hideaways, Putin Spins Tales Of Glorious Military Triumphs
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Judge Extends Block On Trump’s White House Ban Of CNN, MS NOW And Politico
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Fury Vs. Joshua Sold Out In 40 Minutes — And The Ringwalk Is Really Late
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: ‘I am a pretty cautious person’: My financial adviser wants me to invest $350,000 in a UAE data center. Is this risky?
MarketWatch
6h ago
Original: My wife says we can’t afford to retire, yet she wants to take an $8,000 trip to Italy. We have $4 million. Do I keep working?
MarketWatch
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: More Details Emerge About Kelly Clarkson’s Feud With Brooklyn Shop
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: DC Studios’ ‘Clayface’: First Reactions
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Jimmy Kimmel Takes Aim at Trump’s New Press Secretary: ‘Her Reading is Good for an 11 Year Old’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Ben Affleck Calls Filming ‘Justice League’ a “Low Point” in His Career: “About as Gross as It Gets”
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Martha Plimpton Slams Shane Gillis’ ‘Really F—g Stupid’ ‘SNL’ Monologue: ‘He Deserves a Spanking From His Mom’
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Takeaways as Rays even series against Guardians
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Briton Kartal upsets Bencic at Wuhan Open
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: How Ukrainians are uniting behind Shakhtar in London
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Who am I? Plus today's other quizzes
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: What makes every NHL team a must-watch this season: Star players, tantalizing rookies, top Cup contenders
ESPN
1h ago